Just after my girlfriend and I started dating, she decided she had to stop hanging out with her closest friends, not because I told her to, but because she decided they partied too much and it wasn’t good for her anymore. I supported that 100%, but it puts a lot of pressure on me to spend a lot of time with her since she literally has no one else to hang out with anymore. Plus, I have to travel a lot for work, which is why I took the job, because I love being on the road. Even though she knows this about me and tells me it’s OK, I can tell that my leaving town really depresses her and so I feel really guilty because I know she’ll be really lonely when I’m gone. I want things to work with her, but I can’t change who I am and don’t want to change what I do. What can I do to feel less guilty? How much compromise is too much?

I’m not sure if this is comforting, but it’s not guilt telling you that you’re making your girlfriend unhappy. I can see why this is confusing, because your girlfriend isn’t outwardly saying she’s unhappy, either.

Still, guilt isn’t your problem because you haven’t made vows, you don’t have bad intentions, and you don’t owe her something for giving up friends and a lifestyle that weren’t good for her in the first place.

You feel guilty just because you’ve chosen a lifestyle that may make her unhappy, but, given that you’re the ramblin’ kind, it’s also your responsibility to find out if you’re the right boyfriend for her.

You can’t help the fact that you’ve got traveling shoes that don’t come off and a priority that’s even more important than pleasing her, which is to find out whether she can tolerate your traveling ways. Otherwise, pleasing her becomes a dangerous and destructive prison.

It’s good that you know your work priorities require you to travel. That’s nothing to feel guilty about, but it means that, if you want a partner, she’d better be independent, or the two of you are going to be very unhappy. Yes, it’s OK to fall in love and be on the road at the same time, but if she isn’t an independent type, it won’t work.

So, while it’s true that your actions may make her unhappy, that isn’t your fault. What you need to know is whether she and you can bear that pain without it destroying your relationship. If you flinch and say you’re sorry, you’re implying that you could make things better, but you can’t, so don’t. Naturally, you don’t want to make her suffer, but you need to know whether she can hack it, because this is the way it has to be.

Evaluate her independence by looking at her track record, not just her wishes. Just because she loves you enough to straighten out her life and tell you she’s willing to put up with your absences doesn’t mean she has the strength to do so.

So stifle your guilt and check out her strength. . You are who you are, and she’s not going to change, so either things work with the personalities you’ve got, or the wheels have to hit the road.

STATEMENT:
Here’s a statement that prevents guilt and fear from distracting you from what matters. “We have a wonderful relationship and I can see how much you’re committed to making it work, but you know that travelling is an unavoidable part of my life, so you need to be very independent and able to tolerate long absences if we’re to have a chance at a partnership that could work. That’s the question I need to ask both of us: whether you would be able to tolerate my traveling lifestyle without feeling lonely, lost and deserted.”

I know it’s sappy, but I do believe that there’s someone for everyone, and that the right guy is out there and I just haven’t met him yet. In the meantime, I’ve put up with a lot of Mr. Wrongs, from guys who don’t open the door for me or pay for dinner on the first date to guys who just live like slobs and only call back on “their schedule.” Some of my friends think I’m too quick to dismiss men for stupid reasons, but if I know what I want, why settle? In the meantime, I’m sick of putting up with losers, and I do have a nagging worry that the one guy for me is just never going to cross my path because I’ll be on a date with a jerk instead. How do I wade through the losers to find the one?

You’ve got a good attitude towards dating because you’re realistic about how draining and sad the process can be if you don’t put as much effort into self-protection as you do into flowers and horseshit.

There’s no such thing as dismissing guys too quickly when you’re dating; the faster the better, but only if it’s for the right reasons. Dating is a two-priority process, unfortunately, requiring both seeking and self-defense, which is why there are no guarantees and why you need to be tough and careful as well as attractive.

My only concern about your dating philosophy is your unflagging belief in your chosen one. If you’re very good at dating, there are still no guarantees that you’ll find someone, let alone the prefect someone of your dreams.

On the other hand, your singleness is not your fault, and pretty people won’t necessarily do any better. Pretty people aren’t guaranteed a soul mate, either. Just free drinks.

So, instead of judging your pickiness by your friends’ opinions, ask yourself what you’re looking for. Don’t waste time on a nice smile, or a sexy feeling, or a six pack (abs or beer). Start with the same essentials you’d put on the job description for anyone you would want to do business and/or spend time with: reliability, generosity, and the presence of abilities you find impressive and helpful for whatever it is you want to do. If a man has those qualities but doesn’t clean up after himself, it might be worth ignoring the slobbery.

Most prospects don’t meet those criteria, so don’t get sentimental about hurting their feelings or looking extra hard for that diamond in the rough. You said it well: the big reason for missing Mr. Right is wasting time (and heartache) with Mr. Wrong. Just don’t confuse Mr. Wrong with Mr. Lacks-Total-Perfection.

STATEMENT:
Give yourself a sensible mission statement. “I’d like to date someone who’s attractive and fun, but my bigger priority is to find someone solid who’s attractive enough and won’t waste my time, and that’s hard to do. I will need to be disciplined, smart, and tough to find someone good; perfection is an illusion. If I find someone good, I can enjoy romance and pretend he’s perfect; but until then, I’ve got a job to do.”

My family, whom I’ve always been close to, has never liked my wife—they didn’t like her when we were dating, they did a shitty job of hiding how pissed they were when I said we were going to get married, and they still don’t like her now. I know she can seem pushy and anal-retentive, but she’s a good person and she’s been incredibly supportive of me. When we started dating, I’d just lost my job, but she stood by me and even helped me find work again. When we needed a new place to live, she took charge. I’ve tried to get my family to see her the way I do or, if they can’t, at least be polite, but they always manage to undermine her plans and mock her way of doing things, and it drives her nuts. I can’t keep forcing my family on her if things don’t get better, but I don’t want to stop seeing them. My goal is to get my family to change before they drive her, and me, away.

There’s a special kind of torture in trying to make peace in vain. If we all had Hillary Clinton’s job, we’d probably just give up and wear pantsuits, too.

At least your peace-making efforts are not doubly cursed with your wife’s accusing you of being unsupportive and not standing up for her…or maybe you’re not telling me the whole story because you’re forever protecting your wife’s back.

Either way, I assume that sharing your concerns with your family hasn’t worked. Indeed, telling them they’re hurting your wife’s feelings may feed their hope of changing or punishing her or driving her away, and then they’ll act worse. If so, it’s time to shut up and give up on trying to solve this problem and instead ask yourself how to make the best of it.

Don’t feel too responsible for everyone’s pain, just because that pain got triggered by your choice of mate. Your wife knew that your family was part of the deal and that pain is unavoidable with certain types of in-law.

Your parents should value your wife for being a strong, steady partner and, if they were grown up, they’d assume that spending time with people you don’t really like and smiling while you do it is an essential part of leading a family, as it is for managing any organization.

Alas, it seems the parent has become the child, so here’s some parental advice from a more mature source; life is hard, bad interpersonal chemistry is unavoidable, and you make conflict worse by taking too much responsibility for improving it.

Accept things the way they are and count the advantages of continuing a painful family relationship, including retaining contact with people you love (even if you don’t like them or the way they behave), sharing meaningful family events, and providing your kids with a sense of where they come from. Then decide how much family time is necessary to conserve what you value while minimizing the pain.

Besides, while you can’t change interpersonal chemistry, you can control what time you arrive and leave, and what subjects you’re simply not going to talk about. If they want to dig into your wife, don’t fight it, just change the subject and exit early if need be.

You’ll never be one big loving family, but you’ll always be family, even if it’s for short periods fewer times a year. It’s not fair, but it’s the best thing for your marriage, your sanity, and a life free of pantsuits.

STATEMENT:
Give yourself a mandate that protects you from having to share anger, guilt, or explanations with your family. “I’ve tried to build a friendship between my wife and family and it hasn’t worked, but that won’t stop me from being a good son and keeping family relationships as positive as possible. If I do what I believe is right, I need never expose myself or my wife to argument or pointless discussion, no matter who in my family feels otherwise.”

My wife and I are concerned about our daughter’s boyfriend. They seem quite serious, and we’d be happy to see her married and settled down, but he seems like a bully. It’s not just that we think he’s not good enough for her, but we’re genuinely worried that he could become abusive, if not physically, then verbally. He’s so combative and humorless it makes us wonder what we did wrong, since we thought we provided her with a happy, jovial home life growing up. My wife has tried to talk to her about it, but my daughter assures her that he’s a good guy and says we’re not being tolerant or supportive of her adult choices. I want my daughter to figure out who he really is before it’s too late.

As parents of a marrying daughter, particularly one who likes defending the misunderstood and obnoxious, you have less control than a drunk at a cruise’s open bar.

Try to protect her, and you’re attacking her baby/lover and pushing the two of them even closer together. You know you’re in trouble when, in trying to help her, you find yourself making dramatic speeches that sound like they come from a movie.

Instead, take poker lessons, or at least listen to Lady Gaga, and prepare to keep your feelings well hidden if you want to avoid making things worse.

Yes, life is that bad; you put decades of love and care into raising a kid, and this is what you get. The good news is that it happens to really good parents, so don’t waste time blaming yourselves or your wife. The bad news then is that there’s no mistake to undo. Life is unfair, and you’ve been tagged by the fickle finger of fuckin’ bad luck.

Now that you’ve cried and accepted your fate (and perhaps asked yourselves who Lady Gaga is), there is much you can do.

Begin, as usual, by expressing respect for your daughter’s love and good intentions. It’s an insult to suggest that her fiancé is an asshole, but you can wonder if the rough edges (of such a wonderful guy) are likely to get in the way of his employment, parenting, or relationship with her friends. You can also contradict the idea that love is going to change him or make his difficulties go away, without suggesting that it’s anyone’s fault.

Having created some non-personal, non-critical ways for her to think about her future, you can let subsequent events speak for themselves while you raise an eyebrow and, pointedly, say nothing. Speeches are weak and melodramatic– silence is a stronger statement.

You’re not blaming him for being a fuck-up; you’re simply expressing concern about the burden that will eventually fall on her in the worst case scenario and noting when events seem to be falling into that category. You’re being an impartial judge, even if the verdict sucks.

STATEMENT:
You need a mission statement that blocks off fear and blame. “We know you love one another and that you have a tremendous capacity to nurture him and be nurtured by him. But we see marriage as two people carrying a load together, as well as a matter of love and feelings, and that’s why we urge you to consider whether his problems will get in the way of his doing his share, not just in terms of emotional support but making money and raising kids. Having said that, we’re happy for you and will welcome him into the family, hoping things turn out well.”

I am a divorced 26-year-old (I have been divorced for almost 5 years). My marriage was a toxic abusive relationship. Regardless of that, I feel “happy,” I have realistic career goals, a loving family and boyfriend. Everything adds up, but I feel as though my happiness is a mirage. I’m happy with everything and everyone but myself. I just never add up to what I feel I should be or can be, especially when it comes to the number on my bathroom scale. I feel as though I will never be thin enough. I know it is unnatural to feel this way, being that I’m thin for my height, but I worry I am spinning on the edge most days looking at nutrition labels and focusing on the number of the day. How can I over come this mind game? Why did it bloom so late after my divorce? Is it even from my divorce or was this monster seeded a long time ago?

Most people aren’t happy with the way they look or how much they weigh, and all people spend at least a little time each day being unhappy, but many still manage to live normal, albeit slight chubby/grumpy lives.

As to the source of your insecurities, your guess is as good as mine and the many other scientists, clinicians, and desperate-for-a-topic writers who explain this phenomenon. It could be your ex, or it could reading too much Cosmo.

These experts assume, for the most part, that you wouldn’t be so self-critical if you didn’t listen to magazines, celebrities, or your critical-yet-well-meaning grandmother, and just believed in your self. They tell you that self-esteem will conquer all. Of course, they’re wrong.

There’s lots of evidence that self-hating body thoughts can happen to people with perfectly good self-esteem, nice families, and normal bodies. Instead of obsessing about why you feel this way the same way you obsess over calorie counts, stop and ask yourself, first, whether these thoughts are doing you much harm.

I know they’re causing you pain, but ask yourself whether they’re affecting your health or relationships. Right or wrong, you can think you need to lose a few without hiding major parts of your personalities and or being a bad friend or parent.

If you think your body-hate isn’t doing too much harm, try ignoring it. Certain kinds of psychotherapy may help, but watch out if you find yourself becoming more self-obsessed and blaming yourself for not getting better. The mark of good psychotherapy, like good coaching, is that it gives you ideas and motivation for managing a problem without increasing your expectations of control.

If body-hate is hurting your health or relationships—if you purge, have become anemic, or acquired any number of the dire symptoms that come with an eating disorder—assemble a treatment team, including a primary care physician, a psychiatrist and dietitian, and don’t hesitate to put yourself into an around-the-clock “eat-your-food” camp if it’s necessary. It can save your life.

In any case, don’t pin your hopes and self-esteem on self-control, or self-hating thoughts will just get worse. If you make it your job to keep trying and regard the illness as you would the weather, it can’t touch your sense of who you are.

You need never see yourself as a food nut or anorectic; you’re simply a person with eating issues, which puts you in the same camp as 90% of the population. You might feel like shit, but you are truly not alone.

STATEMENT:
“There’s nothing wrong with my values or approach to life, and I’ve managed to build a good life, except for one problem. I have an obsession about food and weight that sometimes drives me crazy. I don’t know that I can stop it, but I will always do whatever is necessary to keep it from ruining my health and relationships.”

I feel horrible about this, but ever since my husband gained weight, I find myself feeling much less attracted to him. Neither one of us has ever been super-models, but after 10 years of marriage, I’ve managed to keep my weight from getting out of control and he hasn’t. I tell him he should eat less because of his health, and he makes a half-assed effort, but the truth is, I also just hate his body like this. I’d never tell him that though because he’d be heartbroken and I’d feel like such a jerk. I’d never leave him over this (we have a family), but not having sex is putting a strain on our relationship, which makes being together so much harder. How can I want to be with him if he keeps letting himself go?

The fact that we spend billions of dollars improving and preserving our sexual attractiveness should be a clear indicator that we have absolutely no control over it.

Specifically, we don’t control what aging does to our bodies or how we respond to those changes, in ourselves and others. That’s probably one of the best reasons for not making a big deal out of it; the more we try to control it, the more it tortures us when we can’t.

Many think over-eating should be more controllable than aging, but to those people I say, try keeping your weight down while making a living, raising a family, and living in the golden age of Oreo Cakesters.

Even if you achieve your ideal body weight, you know how easily stress, sorrow and even inattention can open the door on your bad old habits. As Bush II discovered, there’s nothing more demoralising than declaring victory when you’ve temporarily got the upper hand on a problem that is never going to go away.

Even if weight control is easy for you, you know that it’s not easy for most people, like your husband, regardless of how much they worry about it. Worrying makes us hungry, as does reading about one more diet that does no better than old diets if you measure progress after a year or two. So, as much as you miss the old sexual attraction and worry about your husband’s health, don’t get obsessed with the “would-have, should have” of weight control. Blaming him isn’t fair, and will make the problem much more personal.

We’ve had lots of laughs at the expense of those idiot Victorians who advised women who didn’t like sex to “lie back and do it for England.” Sadly, it seems like there was great wisdom in that advice, particularly when you care about your partner and you’ve run out of other options.

First, though, don’t let guilt over your own negative sexual response—or anger at his “letting himself go”—prevent you from exploring those other options. Your husband probably wants to lose weight, if for no other reason than to improve his health. With his agreement, explore all the ways you can create “structure”—incentives and habits— in your daily home routine that will encourage exercise and caloric restraint.

Without letting yourself become a calorie Nazi, (which, for most of us, would be a worse sex-killer than growing a lady-beard), see if you can shape your menu, pantry contents, and exercise schedule.

If nothing works, fall back on your marriage vows. The reason you make vows is not because you’re fickle and likely to change your mind about your partner, but because life is hard and will eventually take the things that are fun now and make them difficult. You can try to help him lose weight (and help yourself), but if that doesn’t work, you need to help your marriage.

The test of a good marriage is not whether it’s fun, but whether two people continue to like and respect one another when it’s not. Through sickness and health, slim and flabby.

STATEMENT:
“It hurts to have a sexually repulsive husband, particularly after I’ve tried to help him slim down, but the purpose of our partnership was always to create a family and look out for one another, and was never about being young and sexually attractive forever, so I respect myself for putting up with this loss for the sake of a marriage that I value.”

My son did well in his first year of college and now he’s thinking of going to law school. I told him he needs to talk to an adviser and maybe get a summer internship in a law office, but he told me I’m giving him a headache and that the whole point of college is to explore things, try things out, live in the moment, and learn how to be happy. I don’t want to be a wet blanket—and, of course, he’s not listening to me—but getting into a decent law school is highly competitive and it won’t happen unless he’s careful about his choices in the next 3 years. What do I tell him, without destroying his change to enjoy college?

I don’t like being a killjoy, either—well, that’s not true, but anyway—since when do you spend a vast portion of your limited family fortune so the kid will have a good time?

You want your son to be happy of course, but happiness, being the shitty goal that it is, is also a shitty top priority. He’ll be happier in the long run if he can support himself, since sweet memories of keggers gone by won’t pay the rent.

The more it costs, relative to your income, to send him to college, the more you’re aware it’s not for fun.

The value of college is boosting his ability to make a living, take responsibility for the well-being of others, survive the horrible things life is going to throw at him, and still be a good person.

Maybe kids would have more realistic expectations if college offered a course or two on the extra-curricular problems that are going to wind up teaching them the most, like dealing with roommates who hate them, or losing their ability to stay organized when there’s no one taking attendance, or not being able to control a deep attraction to someone or something that’s bad for them.

Those are learning experiences that are always painful (after beginning, almost always, with lots of fun), and that often have a lot more value than your average Comp Lit class.

I know, sounding like a grim, worried crank may help you adjust your expectations for his happiness, but it won’t help you get through to him; he’ll feel you’re trying to spook him into working harder when co-eds just wanna have fun.

Instead, do what you usually have to do when talking about the facts of life: assume your friendliest, most professional and optimistic demeanor when addressing the facts of life. In the nicest way possible, inform him that If he wants to live in the moment, he might have to pay for that choice with his future.

Of course, if he really wants to focus on fun now, you also have to discuss who’s paying his tuition.

STATEMENT:
“I’m glad you’ve found something that interests you and, if this were a fair world, you’d have a chance to explore other interests in college, have lots of fun, and then buckle down and get focused in law school, but things seldom work that way. If you’re interested in law, you’d better find out whether law school admissions are tight and, if they are, how to make yourself a viable candidate while still having the best time you can.”

My girlfriend is a loyal straight-shooter, but she’s a little clueless about how people feel—sometimes I think I’m the girl in this relationship when it comes to sensitivity—and recently she’s been acting like an idiot. There’s this guy who’s obviously infatuated with her, but he’s trying to hide his feelings because he has a girlfriend, she’s got me, and it’s not what anyone wants. When I told her what was going on, she laughed it off, took it as a compliment, and teased me for being jealous. Then, without thinking about it much, she continued to look for opportunities to work with him, which is something he welcomes, but it obviously gets him going, and I can see no good coming from it. She says she isn’t making him unhappy, so why should I try to create problems. How can I get him to see he’s stirring up trouble?

It’s tough to have the ability to foresee trouble that others don’t, because, when you warn them, you’ll get called Chicken Little for spoiling their happiness. Problem is, the sky falls on everyone’s head.

If you raise your voice to reflect the urgency of the situation, you’ll have your emotionality explained to you, which will make you more emotional. Alas, Cassandra didn’t have too many friends and those she had, she hated.

In order to be taken seriously, you need enough confidence in your point of view to avoid become defensive, and enough acceptance of the fact that someone may not accept your warnings so that you phrase them calmly and in a language that s/he actually speaks.

In this case, your girlfriend’s blindness to her male friend’s deeper feelings means she experiences your warning as criticism of her irresponsibility and an attempt to deprive her of the pleasure of his company.

So first, dispel any blame. Express appreciation for her friendliness and make it clear you don’t hold her responsible for managing someone else’s feelings, particularly when they’re subtle and hard to spot.

Then ask her to assess the indirect evidence of a problem she can’t see. I know, it’s like explaining color to the blind, but you can do it. Urge her to consider several methods for spotting over-attachment, such as a tendency for her not-crush to be too willing to drop everything when she invites him to work with her, or the reaction of her un-crush’s girlfriend when she’s talking to them both.

In other words, if she can’t see the signs, lead her to them, and ask her to consider the possible risks if you’re right: eventual trouble between her un-crush and herself and, possibly, between him and his girlfriend.

Emotions are easy to pooh-pooh, but facts aren’t. If your girlfriend can see those facts, she might abandon the rush her un-crush gives her in favor of the possible emotional fall-out.

STATEMENT:
Prepare a statement that disowns blame-casting (“casting” is Yiddish for “stupfing”, in the interest of speaking your language) and urges nothing more than positive precautions. “I hope I’m not right about his feelings but, if I am, I certainly don’t see him acting inappropriately, which is why the problem is subtle. The most you should do, if you see anything that leads you to be concerned, is avoid over-stimulating him with too much friendliness while keeping things positive and non-personal, so as to give him time to deal with his vulnerability.”

I recently started going to a doctor for my depression. She thinks I should take pills, I’ve seen lots of articles about how antidepressants don’t work and the main reason they’re prescribed is because of the huge investment that big pharmaceutical companies have made in producing and marketing them. It makes sense to me that there are better natural, holistic solutions that get played down by the medical establishment because they can’t make money for anyone and threaten the profits made by those companies. My goal is to find treatments that work best, not the treatments that server the corporate interests.

The problem with most criticism of current drug treatments is its hopefulness; it implies that there are good, effective, cheap and low-side-effect treatments for depression (that are being suppressed). If only principal clause of that statement were true.

Sure, a magic bullet, holistic or otherwise, would be great (there are lots of other unsolved and incurable problems I can work on, so I’m not worried by the hit my business will take).

The truth is, however, that current treatments are time-consuming, weak, often costly, sometimes risky, and not guaranteed to work

Please resist the temptation to change the subject to tell me why current treatments are costly and often ineffective. You’re entitled to be angry about that sad fact, as about any other of the tragic, unfair and irritating facts of life, like tailgaters, the fact they cancelled “Firefly,” and almost anything having to do with hospitals and health insurance.

As much as I agree with you, I don’t want to hear it; you’ve got a job to do, and anger is a distracting escape from facing what you need to deal with if you’re going to manage treatment decisions for depressive illness. Instead of getting mad at your hand, play the cards you’re dealt.

Your treatment choices for depression aren’t that complicated…once you accept the fact that there’s no way to tell in advance which treatments are going to work or what side effects you’ll encounter. If you’re not in a hurry (i.e., if your depression isn’t about to push you out a window or immediately end your relationship with wife and family), you begin with non-medical treatments, like cognitive behavioral therapy, exercise, and diet and life-style changes.

If the symptoms are severe or longstanding or coming back after previous bouts, then you also experiment with antidepressant medications. This isn’t because Pfizer decrees it so, but because non-medical treatments are unlikely to perform miracles and an antidepressant medication improves your chance of recovery, even though it also has possible side effects.

If you want to try holistic remedies first, by all means, go ahead, but approach those treatments with the same care you would conventional ones; do your research to see what the data show in terms of results and what the side effects might be. Most data are inconclusive, but if you believe the treatment is working, then take that placebo to the bank.

Either way, you know the major principle of risk management: the more desperate your condition, the greater risk (pain, side-effects, cost, etc.) you should be prepared to bear in your effort to manage it. Draw on your own experience of your symptoms, their severity, and their impact on your life, as well as what the experts tell you about them, to decide how desperate you are.

It’s not a big pharma conspiracy against your health; your options just aren’t that great, and you have to figure out which one will work out, if not perfectly, then best.

STATEMENT:
Include your doubts about medication in a statement that focuses on management, not resentment or silly hopes for hidden cures stashed away in a cave with Sasquatch. “If I ever decide to use medication, it will be because I’m desperate and other methods haven’t worked. At that point, I’ll try to figure out their benefits and risks by looking at scientific, controlled studies, not emotional statements based on single cases or uncontrolled, badly selected patient populations. I will consult specialists and authorities to explain why they place faith in particular data or don’t like someone else’s data; but I will then make up my own mind, shutting out my emotional response to charisma or sincerity or a desire to include everyone’s opinion. When it comes to decisions about my health, I deserve a good, objective risk manager—me.”

I know the tranquilizer I take is addictive and interferes with my memory, but it’s the only thing that works when I get really anxious, and the other drugs I’ve been given for anxiety made me sick and didn’t work. I’m anxious because I’m stressed by some unusual recent events, which I’m sure I’ll get over in time, and then I won’t need to take medication. So my goal is to get the medication that works for me and avoid the stuff I know is going to make me sick.

It’s wonderful to get relief from severe anxiety, which is a terribly painful and frightening sensation. So I hate to make you more anxious by telling you that, unfortunately, there’s no good, safe medication that provides rapid relief.

The medications that provide rapid relief pose high risks of addiction and impair memory and balance, and the medications that are safer don’t provide rapid relief. That’s not very reassuring, but if you don’t cowboy up and face that fact, you’re in for trouble.

Remember, anxiety isn’t the worst thing that can happen. Much worse is what anxiety can make you do, like avoiding whatever stirs it up, medicating with alcohol, and making it your goal to feel less anxious. Given these dangers, your real goal is to do what you can to reduce anxiety while not letting it change what matters to you.

Don’t stop trying alternatives to addictive drugs because previous trials failed—that’s anxiety whispering its lies. It tries to tell you that everything that caused you pain in the past should be avoided now and in the future.

If you find yourself listening to that shit, you desperately need some cognitive therapy to help you straighten out your thinking. You can get it from books or a therapist or hanging out with anxious people who have learned how to manage their fears. There isn’t an actual Anxiety Anonymous, but there are groups like it.

If you stay with your current plan, you’ll not only lead a restrictive life, but you’ll tend to choose immediate relief over long-term advantages, whether it’s in treatment, jobs, or relationships. At that point, your anxiety is managing you, and that’s a real cause for worry.

STATEMENT:
Here’s a statement to keep you strong. “I need to develop new methods for dealing with anxiety because, as much as I wish it weren’t true, anxiety will always come back, eventually, and the tranquilizers that give me great relief in the short run will cause problems if I take them for too long. There are lots of non-medical techniques I should learn; and, if they aren’t sufficient, there are lots of non-addictive medications I should try that have a very low risk of causing serious harm. I need the courage to do what makes most sense to me, not what my anxiety would prefer.

My wife and I liked to party when we first met (nothing too crazy, we just went out a lot), but we just had our first kid, so we now spend a lot more time at home. My wife used to be a fun, bubbly person, and she still sort of is, but ever since the baby was born she’s been really stressed out, worrying that something bad will happen and the baby will die. Not stuff she could possibly prevent, just a random act that would kill our child, and the stress is so bad she is haunted by visions of our son in a casket. I think she’s dealing with this stress by drinking a bunch of wine with dinner and getting a little more than tipsy. I’ve told her to relax about stuff she can’t prevent, but she says she can’t help it, and I don’t like that she’s drinking too much, and where that’s going to go. I want to see my wife get some treatment that will relieve her stress so she can stop drinking too much.

You might wonder how wanting to help someone could be bad, and it’s because, as goals go, it’s often one you can’t reach. If you don’t accept that fact before making your plans, you’ll make things worse.

Here, for instance, there’s a good chance she’s too busy drinking and/or avoiding her problem to heed your good advice and, at least at first, she may not be able to stop herself (and if she could stop herself, you probably wouldn’t be writing me in the first place).

If you sound frustrated, frightened or critical when you talk to her, it will make her worse. Your goal is to see if you can help her, not force her into help. You can bring a wife away from wine, but you can’t force her not to (fret and) drink.

Once people get into the habit of using alcohol to treat anxiety, they often can’t stop, particularly if they’re waiting to feel better before stopping. All the while, alcohol makes anxiety worse (as well as depression, mania…the only things it doesn’t worsen are weddings and sporting events).

So, your goal for her drinking isn’t to reduce her anxiety so she won’t feel like drinking, but to provide her with reasons for stopping drinking, now, regardless of whether it makes her anxiety worse, (which it will), while she also searches for tools to feel better. You can’t make any of that fear go away, but you can give her good reasons to find ways to ignore it and focus more calmly on your baby’s bottle than her own.

Sure, remind her about the availability of treatments; but don’t be surprised if she just wants you to leave her alone because treatment makes her think about her fears, and she’d rather not/would rather open another bottle of red.

Don’t tell her that going to treatment will be enough to make you happy, because treatment is not always effective and it’s useful only if she undertakes it for her own reasons, rather than to get you off her back. Don’t tell her treatment will definitely make her happy, either, because if it doesn’t, you’re a liar and the fault is still yours.

Encourage her to consider her options, including cognitive therapies with ideas and mental exercises to counteract negative thoughts, behavioral therapies with physical exercises to reduce anxiety, and medical treatments that might ease both anxiety and the intensity of her visions.

Her biggest danger is not the pain of anxiety, but that her fear will drive her to give up doing what matters and stop her from being a good mother and wife. The fear scares her, but it’s her fear of that fear that drives her to drink, and that’s where you need to start.

STATEMENT:
Prepare a statement that gives her positives alternative and encourages choice, not compliance. “You’re a strong woman and great mother, and I’m sorry that you’re tortured by fearful thoughts, but I’m more worried about the way your efforts to avoid those thoughts are interfering with your life. Instead of figuring out whether there’s a treatment worth trying, you’re panicking and using alcohol for relief. I know for a fact that alcohol makes anxiety symptoms worse, while it also undermines your ability to make tough decisions about treatment. You’re good at decisions. Don’t let fear make them for you.”

My daughter likes to bring her young son to our house on weekends (she’s a single mom) so he can see his grandparents and she can relax. Of course, my wife and I love to see him, but he’s getting to the age where he can walk and likes to grab everything he can get his hands on, and she doesn’t seem to notice. He’s knocked books off of shelves, broken some plates, and I recently wrenched my bottle of Lipitor out of his hands just as he was getting the lid off. I’ve told my daughter that she needs to watch him more closely, and she assures me she has a mother’s intuition and always stops him before he does anything wrong. She’s wrong, and my wife and I are too old to keep up with him. My goal is to get through to her, and protect our grandson, without getting her pissed off.

Forgive me for saying so, but I’m guessing your daughter’s obliviousness isn’t new. That and a lack of condoms is probably one of the main reasons she’s become a single mother.

If you’ve been wrestling with her obliviousness for years, now is the time to stop. She’s been your daughter a long time, and if you (and having a kid!) haven’t gotten through to her by now, it’s time to raise the white flag.

It’s sad and scary to admit that her obliviousness is not going to go away and will always force you to bear an extra burden of parental worry, but if you don’t accept this fact, you’ll clash, drive her away, and reduce your chance to make things safer and hang out with your grandchildren, even after they can control their limbs.

Your goal then isn’t to get through to her, but to do what you can to improve your grandson’s safety. Do what you can afford, be it toddler-proofing your house or hiring a teen babysitter/child-chaser who can walk around for hours bent over at 90 degrees.

For your sake, hide your worry and resentment. If your negative feelings show, she’ll feel you don’t trust her (which you don’t) and then avoid you. With luck, however (and given her track record), she’ll be too oblivious to notice how you feel.

Expect problems and look for dangers, while at the same time conveying pleasure and confidence. Behind closed doors, you can share your fear and resentment with your wife, but in front of your daughter, keep a poker face.

In the long run, maybe you can teach your grandson to watch out for himself, but resist the urge to follow him with nanny cams. The hardest thing you need to do, after you’ve done what’s reasonable, is let it be. Enjoy being grandparents and lock up your Lipitor.

STATEMENT:
Here’s a statement to keep your fears in check. “We did a reasonable job teaching our daughter about safety and responsibility (as did others), but she just doesn’t get it. Now we watch out for her and our grandson, when we get a chance. Our biggest achievement, however, is not solving the problem, because we can’t. It’s bearing our worries, keeping quiet about them, and not letting them spoil our relationship with her or our ability to get on with life.”

I’ve worked hard at managing my temper—I can’t help it, I can always find something to be mad about, even when my family is behaving perfectly—and I’ve become really good at not snapping at my husband and kids. The kids are great, but my husband doesn’t seem to give me credit for how much better I’ve gotten, and he hasn’t gotten any nicer himself. He still treats me all defensively, as if I’m Godzillette, and it’s starting to get me mad. My goal is to get some credit for the progress I’ve made and achieve more marital peace.

If you want credit, here you go; One million space bucks worth of reward for your good deeds and strong effort. Now go in marital peace.

While you deserve marital credit from your husband, too, making it a goal to get what’s fair from anyone, especially a spouse, is usually a bad idea.

The search for justice, marital or otherwise, leads to your telling your spouse why it would be fair for him to be more appreciative, and then he explains to you how he’s been very, very appreciative and you haven’t been appreciative of his efforts, and you’ll wish you never started.

Then perhaps you two go to a marriage counselor who tries to make you both feel appreciated, which feels much better . . . during the treatment session and for a short time thereafter.

Once things go back to normal, which they inevitably do, you’re both more disappointed and resentful because, after you’ve invested all this time and money in treatment, you both still feel unappreciated, and now you’ve blown all your entertainment money on therapy and you’re stuck in the house together even more.

So, as much as you might wish and deserve for him to appreciate your new temper-control muscles, (and as much as it would serve his interests as well), it’s dangerous to make it your goal. Your goal is to accept the fact that, for some reason that has little to do with you, he doesn’t notice your efforts and/or is too negative to be appreciative. And they say opposites attract.

Come to think of it, you probably have some reason to believe that that’s the way he is. It’s not a matter of his loving you more or less; it may be depression, or being overwhelmed by other things, or he’s color blind and you’re explaining red.

You’re aware of your temper, and kudos for that. Your husband, however, is not aware of his negativity, and trying to get him to see the light will do the opposite. You do the work, he doesn’t, but that doesn’t mean you’re doomed.

Assuming he’s still a good partner, ask yourself how to make the best of things. Your main job is to give yourself credit and lower your expectations for his judgment and appreciation.

Keep up the good fight, which is the fight to keep your temper from getting the best of you. Give up the bad fight, which is the one for a deserved pat on the back.

STATEMENT:
Here’s a statement to counteract the inner protest to the life fairness referee. “I’m proud of how well I’ve been managing my temper, and I’m even prouder since I realized that I’ve been tolerating my husband’s infuriating inability to understand what gets me mad and give me credit for dealing with it constructively 99% of the time. We’d both be a lot happier if he wasn’t so dense; but he is, and I deal with it amazingly well.”

I’m really not a good friend, because I don’t like to call people regularly or bring them food when they’re sick, and I think it’s because I’ve never been able to grieve my father’s death. He was a warm, kind person who drove me crazy by wanting to know why I was unhappy and telling me what I should do, and I couldn’t stop fighting with him and then he died before we could make up. Now, I’ve got some good people in my life whom I’ve known for years, but I don’t have the kind of closeness with them my dad could create with a stranger. My goal, if I could do it, would be to get over my father’s death and become a better friend.

It’s hard to have a father who lives up to your values better than you do, but it’s a mistake to try to fit into his shoes when they’re just the wrong size.

Yes, it’s possible that grief has blocked your ability to be a better friend and that psychotherapy could release your potential. If you’ve had a good try at psychotherapy before, however, a connection between grief and your friendship deficit is less likely. Aside from the fact grief and friendship share a few letters, the connection isn’t immediately clear.

The bad news then is that, unlike your father, you’re a more guarded person, which likely won’t change. The good news is that you haven’t failed to live up to your father; you’re simply a different person, and not necessarily a worse one.

Being a little warmth-deprived does not need to stop you from being a good guy and a good friend. You just have to work harder, which is hard to do if you blame yourself for poor friendship performance, which makes you more isolated and less energetic, which makes you withdrawn, which makes you more self-critical, and around it goes. Self-blame and shame are probably your biggest obstacles to being a better friend.

Once you give up believing that your basic approach to friendship can, and should, change, and accept the fact that you’re not like your father, then you’re free to examine the obstacles to your being as good a friend as you can be, given your own style and personality.

The problem may be one of distraction, disorganization, or not being able to keep track of non-crisis priorities. If you examine what interferes with your friendship-homework, you’ll probably find some ways to be a better friend. Even if you aren’t just like you’re dad, your efforts honor his legacy.

STATEMENT:
Meanwhile, you need a statement to fight the paralysis of self-blame. “My loneliness is not a result of, or punishment for, my inability to live up to my father’s friendship achievements; it’s just a fact of life that happens sometimes for someone with my personality. I honor his values by trying to be the best friend I can be with the personality I’ve got, and I talk to him, in my mind, with respect and gratitude and without reason for guilt.”

My parents have decided to retire, sell the big house I grew up in and move into a smaller condo closer to my sister and me. The move makes sense—my sister and I are adults with our own families—but it’s brought up a sort of taboo issue for my parents, which is my mother’s attachment to stuff. She’s not a hoarder, but if my dad wasn’t around to put his foot down, I sometimes worry it could be, because my mother has trouble throwing anything away. She says that moving all the time as a child has given her a different appreciation of objects, and that it’s better to regret having too much stuff than to miss something you threw away and can’t get back. Problem is, there’s no room for this stuff in the new condo, they won’t have the budget for storage, and my sister and I aren’t able to put all of her old work files, souvenir spoons, and elementary school textbooks (seriously) in our basements. What I’m afraid will happen is that my father, who has always taken responsibility for managing their money, will try to get my mother to agree that they can’t afford to move and store her stuff when they move, she’ll keep complaining, and he’ll get nasty. How can we get my mother to learn to let go?

I know you and your father want to make your mother happy and have harmony, but it looks like she’s not eager to adapt a sparse, Zen lifestyle.

The problem is, trying to make someone happy when it’s just not possible usually causes more unhappiness. False hope is dangerous, no good deed goes unpunished, and stuff happens (sometimes in great quantities).

There’s no way you can spare your mother the pang of parting from her horde. Trying to do so, while well intentioned, makes your father assume responsibility for her pain and its relief. In reality, life imposes the problem, not your father or any other member of your family, and it’s your mother’s job to deal with it, because no one else can.

Ask yourself (and your father) why he takes responsibility for a problem that isn’t really his. By managing the budget, carrying out spending decisions, and insisting on making your mother happy, he assumes total responsibility, infantilizes her, and garners himself a shitload of blame.

Tell him to accept that, while he might have failed as family manager/mom’s #1 cheerleader, he can succeed in not being responsible for any unhappiness caused by the stuff-alanche.

Seriously, you can tell him he’s done a wonderful job managing the household and your mother’s angst, but there are limits to what he can do, and that he’ll do better if he presents the situation to your mother and invites her to come up with a better solution.

In other words, instead of your father telling your mother it all has to go and your mother saying she can’t bear to part with any of it until the whole dispute becomes a clusterfuck, your father should instead do some math.

After he prices storage, figures out their fixed income budget, and sees that the two don’t mix, he can present that evidence to mom, explain how he can’t make it work, and give her the chance to find a solution.

At that point, the future of mom’s stuff collection is nobody’s fault. Hopefully, she’ll find an option that works for her, but in the meantime, you, your father, and your sister have avoided a stuff-load of aggravation.

STATEMENT:
Here’s a positive statement your dad could make to protect the family from blame while requiring his wife to share responsibility for a painful but necessary decision. “I’m glad we’ve been able to retain our family memorabilia until now, but I’ve looked at the cost of moving and storage, given that our new condo has no basement, and it doesn’t fit our budget. Please review the numbers and see if you can come up with a better answer and we’ll talk about it. One way or the other, it looks like we’re facing a painful compromise.”

I don’t know why my 10-year-old kid is so selfish and materialistic, because her mother and I aren’t. I can’t take her past a toy store without her having a tantrum if I don’t get her what she wants, and by tantrum, I mean she just keeps yelling and crying, even after I’ve dragged her out of the store and put her in the car. It’s not like we deprive her, either, because we do buy her toys occasionally for no reason, but she’s furious when she can’t get them on demand, which is all the time. She sees a shrink because she throws tantrums in school whenever the teacher wants her to stop doing what she’s doing and start something else. I’m afraid she’s spoiled and I don’t know how to undo the harm.

If the main cause of tantrums and other bad behavior in children was poor moral values like selfishness and materialism, then we’d know how to correct it by teaching better values, as forcefully and loudly as necessary.

All we’d need to rectify bad behavior is a Sunday school nun with a metal ruler.

You’ve got evidence, however, that whatever triggers your daughter’s tantrums is not simply a matter of her being spoiled, because she also has tantrums in school over the non-materialistic issue of being asked to stop what she’s doing and transition from one activity to another, sans toys of any kind.

What you’ve got here isn’t a bad set of values, but a problem in her nervous system that you don’t know how to correct. It’s understandable that you’d focus on the toys instead; you’d rather blame her and yourselves rather than face something you can’t control.

Once you face the sad fact that you’re helpless (but good) parents, you’re free to consider ways to help an unavoidably irritable kid improve her self-control.

At first, of course, try behavioral tricks you learn from teachers and therapists, because they’re less risky than medications. You learn to give her more “structure,” which means keeping her busy, providing her with clear rules, and imposing immediate time-outs when she starts to tantrum. It also means avoiding toy stores.

Therapy seldom helps if it focuses on your faults, but can be very helpful if it teaches you new child management techniques, and protects you from feeling responsible for your child’s (bad) behavior.

If non-medical treatment isn’t enough, and you think her behavior is seriously interfering with her schoolwork, friendship, and self-esteem, find out whether medications are safe enough to be worth a try.

As I’ve said many times, meds are never a cure, they sometimes don’t work, and they can often come with less-than-desirable side-effects. They’re worth a try, however, if you think the risk of her behavior is worse than the risk of the medication.

You and your daughter are in this together, and you have a lot of options for ways to manage and cope. One day, she might have a peaceful relationship with the toy store, but in the meantime, do your research, stay calm, and avoid women in habits.

STATEMENT:
Prepare a way to announce your new policy that conveys acceptance and hope. “I know that seeing new toys gives you very strong feelings that make it hard to walk away without them. We’ll help you by staying away from toy stores until you’re old enough and strong enough to manage those feelings. If you get those feelings anyway, we’ll try to find you a quiet place where you can be alone until you no longer want to scream or hit people. You’re not the only kid who’s had this problem, and we’ll get through it until you grow out of it.”

I hate life. What is the most reliable and painless way to commit suicide?

You hate life, and I hate the kind of dangerous, self-lacerating whining that makes a painful life seem meaningless, when it isn’t.

Hating life is an understandable feeling, whether the problem is a hateful life or your own, reflexive intolerance of life’s general hatefulness. There’s no doubt that life is sometimes hateful, some people’s lives are more hateful than most, and some good people are more sensitive to its hatefulness.

There’s more than enough hate to go around, and you can’t help how you feel.

Any time you let hateful feelings shape your goals, however, you’ll make life more hateful (after a brief burst of genuine satisfaction) and destroy what’s left of your self-esteem.

Yes, taking your hate out on yourself may give you the satisfaction of protesting life’s unfairness and heaping guilt and contempt on your so-called friends. What it also does, if you think about it or survive to see what happens next, is define your life as a reaction to your hurts and the people you value least. It both fuels and destroys, hateful little fucker that it is.

What you really want (and what your survivors will try to do) is to remember the times you did better things and followed your own values. It’s not as exhilarating as being a nihilist, but exhilaration is, by its nature, short-lived. You shouldn’t be.

During its short run, hate is a lot more attractive and satisfying than reminding yourself about what you stand for and thinking about values and consequences. That’s why you need to work on building a philosophy and preparing for hate before it arrives, instead of boarding the hate train and then finding the will to get off.

You can do that by going to the right church or temple (one that doesn’t waste too much time on holy this or ecstatic that), hanging out or reading about people who’ve made the same journey, or getting the right kind of therapy. DBT (dialectic behavioral therapy), which borrows heavily from Jewish, Christian, Buddhist and 12-step ideas about living with anger, can be particularly helpful.

Therapy or no, you can find ways to keep your hate (and my hate for your hate) under control.

STATEMENT:
Here’s a statement for taking pride in good hate management. “I know what it’s like to hate life, but I won’t let myself forget what I value about life and my own ability to make it better. I can’t escape hate; but I will make myself strong enough to protect myself from its destructiveness and use its energy for my own goals.”

I feel like it’s finally time to confront a serious problem I’ve had for years; when I drive, I become filled with rage. My mother was the same way, and it was scary. She was never violent and neither am I, but the amount of anger I feel can’t be healthy, and I don’t want my daughter to do the same thing. I want to feel less furious.

I hope you’re not expecting therapy, a pill, or some Tibetan meditative experience to take away your anger, because it probably won’t.

Whatever causes anger—mommy’s genes, bullying by your older brother, or one rotation too many around a Boston-style rotary—it’s usually yours for life by the time you’re old enough to write me a letter.

Sure, psychotherapy may help, but my rule of therapy thumb is, if it hasn’t helped in a few months, move on. Therapy just isn’t that powerful (not even in my Harvard hands), and sticking with it when you’ve got anger to control delays your acceptance of the red-hazed reality you need to start managing.

What I’m really advocating isn’t to give up on therapy, but to give up on the idea that it will make you feel better by taking your anger away. Instead, use therapy (like DBT, see above) to help you manage anger.

I know you’ve probably seen kung fu monks master their anger by thinking pacifist thoughts while smashing bricks, and maybe you think channeling your rage into big muscles and loud thuds will improve your control while intimidating your tormentors into not cutting you off you in the first place.

Wrong, young grasshopper. The only reason martial monks don’t get sued for everything they own by everyone they lay a finger on is that they’re monks and own nothing. For the rest of us, the slightest adult physical altercation, combined with martial training, is as bad as a car-crash without insurance or witnesses: an endless goldmine for lawyers (and shrinks) at your expense.

So now that you’ve abandoned all hope of ever getting rid of your anger, you’re ready to improve your ability to manage it. Instead of tailgating those who dare offend your road-warrior sensibilities, learn to shut up and back off until you have a chance to think and decide whether a battle is worth fighting (almost never) and, if so, how to do it most effectively (by never appearing angry).

Feeling angry is unhealthy because it raises your blood pressure, but expressing it is even more unhealthy because it causes you endless misery that raises your blood pressure higher for longer.

You can’t control the former, but you can learn to get a handle on the latter (even if you can’t break a brick with your fist).

STATEMENT:
Here’s a statement for taking pride in frustrated rage. “I hate the way other drivers ignore the road rules, put my life in danger, and never get punished. Teaching them a lesson would make them think twice about driving like assholes. My goal in driving, however, is to get from one place to another as safely as possible, without being endangered or diverted by people whom I least respect. I’m proud of my ability to eat my anger and never, ever fight.”

My husband quit drinking four years ago. I supported his decision to get sober, but I’m disappointed with the result. He used to be a fun goofball, but now he’s a dull grump, and I don’t like his company (and he doesn’t seem to like mine, either). We’ve started to go our separate ways but he’s not interested in talking about it. My goal is to restore the chemistry of our marriage and the good parts of his character without driving him back to drink.

Having fun with your husband is not your top measure of a partner. If you want fun, go out and have a drink.

Acceptance, rather than fun or passion, is the most essential requirement for a long-term relationship, and now you know it. Oh, first marriages have so much to teach you.

To find out whether you can accept a prospective partner, don’t go on a bar crawl; spend time together sober, tired, stressed, hungry, and short of money.

You’ll find out whether you can work together and trust the guy to do his share, shut up about the things he doesn’t like, and not irritate you too much by what he says when he’s dumb. That’s a better measure of true love than the tingle you get from laughing at one another’s sloshed jokes.

You have two choices at this point in your marriage. One possibility is to accept your husband the way he is and try to put aside the understandable anger and sadness about what you’ve lost. You can’t have the happy guy back unless you also want his alcoholism, and you don’t.

By the way, if your goal is to communicate with him before you’ve decided whether you can accept him, you’ll probably give him an earful of your sorrow, disappointment, and anger, and that will drive him away, but not before giving you an earful in return. Your best bet is to shut up until you’ve made up your mind.

The other choice, if you can’t accept your husband the way he is, is to stop being married. It’s not pretty, but the fact is, you can’t talk him into being the guy you want. Talk instead to yourself about whether you can accept the sober guy he now is.

Having finished your most important conversation—with yourself—you’re now ready to let him know which direction you want to go in. Either you can make it work with your dry husband, or take your newly acquired wisdom to marriage #2.

STATEMENTS:
Here are two alternate statements that avoid negative statements about who he isn’t and say positive things about what you want to do.

If you think you can accept him: “I want us to spend more time together. I’ve been hung over from the indirect effect of alcohol on our relationship; but I respect what you’ve done and I want to try new, sober ways for us to have fun, find common interests, and work together.”

If you know you can’t accept him: “I admire your sobriety, but alcohol interfered with my ability to get to know you, and, now that I know you better, I respect what you’ve done but think that we’re not meant for one another.”

I’ve been working for the same company for almost twenty years. I started at the very bottom and have worked my way up to a respectable position in middle management. I’ve never gotten a poor review, never had a dispute with a superior, never let my responsibilities slide. That’s why I’m totally bewildered by my new boss’ persistent criticism of my performance. I haven’t changed a thing, but he’s constantly telling me he thinks I’m slow on my projects, even though he can’t pin down anything I’m doing wrong. My goal is to get him to see that it’s his judgment, not my ability, that’s flawed.

The trouble with telling your boss he’s wrong is that it pushes him to find more fault with you. The chance of changing his mind, if he’s really down on you, is zip.

If anything, he’s more likely to prove he’s right by making it his project to get you fired. If you can’t convince him he’s wrong with your stellar performance, a talking-to won’t help. Sadly, you’re now employee of the month at Fucked Industries.

If you pay too much attention to his response, you’ll get angry at his lack of respect or appreciation for your good work, which will cause you to scowl, lose your motivation, and do less work, which will prove him right and make your actions and self-respect reactive to his stupidity. Don’t talk to him, and don’t react to him more than absolutely necessary.

Instead, assess your own work and be sure it meets your own standards; if you have two decades of positive reviews, that’s tons of evidence that it does. Then move forward, knowing that your work is OK, you’re probably not going to change your boss’s mind, and you need to make a living.

If it’s safe, see if you’ve got enough support from other higher-ups to counteract your boss’ influence. Warm up your résumé, and start looking at other options (e.g., if there’s an opening at It’s A Living And Co.)

Now you’re ready to talk to him. Give him a prepared, positive response that edits out all anger, attack, or defense, and pose for your “employee of the month” picture with a shit-eating grin.

STATEMENT:
“I greatly regret that you have not been satisfied with my work. I paid close attention to your comments, reviewed my work habits, and considered ways of either improving my work, if I thought it was deficient, and/or presenting it to better advantage if I thought communication was the problem. I’ve reviewed supervisory input from the past 20 years—all of it positive, I’m happy to say—requested additional input from current colleagues, and compared current with past performance. My conclusion is that I’ve been doing good work and that your dissatisfaction results from a difference in our styles. I will continue to listen carefully to your input and hope to win your satisfaction.”